Area 420.69

Area 420.69
Type	Military facility (we think)
Situated in	The Uplands
Employees	[redacted]

Area 420.69 is a military research facility situated in The Uplands. Given that Pixlton doesn't have any notable military presence this facility's existence quickly gave rise to conspiracy theories of varying credibility. Many people have tried to visit Area 420.69 since its inception. The most notable attempt came from the "Storm Area 420.69" movement that decided to Naruto Run towards the area only to be greeted by barbed wire fencing ripping a few of the runners to shreds. The most popular online mapping services blur the general area around the military base. However, there is a popular theory that there is no military base there, to begin with. Instead, what we're seeing on the map is actually what's there in real life; a checkered empty field, meticulously mowed and ploughed that way by a farmer.

Different conspiracy theories

During its existence, the following conspiracy theories have been coined around what is going on in Area 420.69:

• The super strain theory - This theory says that the local government is producing a super strain of marihuana to finally have a noteworthy product for the lackluster export trade from the island. It would explain the large number of open fields situated directly around Area 420.69. People who venture near the area at night have reported large amounts of heat and red light emanating from the area which, according to the theory, is used for the indoor growing of various strains.
  
  
• The hidden army theory - Assuming that the installation is actually of military origin some people speculate that there is a lot of underground activity in the area. Think missile silos, underground hangars, and other things that would benefit from being hidden out of plain sight. This theory is a bit hard to fathom for some, given that there are no nations who even deem the island valuable by any stretch of the imagination. After all, who would invest tons of money defending something that isn't worth defending?
  
  
• The hostile flock theory- The number of people that believe this theory make up an overwhelming minority, but there is some support for it. The gist of the theory is that a flock of hostile chickens banded together to plot domination of the island. These chickens also managed to infiltrate local government to slowly further their agenda through propaganda and subtly influencing the overall decision-making process on the island. The amount of tin foil hat thinking required to believe this theory is near incomprehensible to the average human.
  
  
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